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An
honest man?
22
April, 2013
New
Zealanders put their trust in John Key. As the 2008 election neared,
New Zealanders sensed a positive change was in the offing, a change
driven by optimism which held out the reassurance that the darkening
and ominous clouds heralding financial meltdown gathering around
previously rock-solid international banking institutions didn’t
have to reach as far as us.
In
fact, a multi-millionaire, a man who had made his fortune working
with those very institutions had stepped up to offer his talents and
to soften any impact such impending fiscal threat imposed. And look
– he grew in a solo parent family dependent on a benefit for his
family’s very food and rent. He knows struggle street, he’ll
look after us, he’s one of us. Consider his own example; that’s
how we work things out – be positive, couple our innate Kiwi
optimism with a sturdy and aspirational mind-set to embrace a new
New Zealand offered by John Key.
Sure,
we can make mistakes, heh, just look at all that silly fuss about
the Coldplay song on that promotion CD the nice smiling John Key
sent to us. He won’t let us down. Yes, its time for a change. And
guess what? John Key has promised live on television to never lie
and to always do his best.
Now,
four-and-a-half years later we know that was his first lie, and it
certainly wasn’t going to be his last. And these are only the ones
we know about. In fact, as the litany of lies still spills from John
Key, it must be asked: is the litany orchestrated?
You
decide. Take the “power” back.
06
– We seek a 50% reduction in New Zealand’s carbon-equivalent net
emissions, as compared to 1990 levels, by 2050. 50
by 50.
We will write the target into law.
07
– National Ltd™ will provide a consistent
incentive for both biofuel and biodiesel by
exempting them from excise tax or road user charges
09
– If they came to us now with that proposal [re trans-Tasman
Therapeutic Goods regime],
we will sign it
13
– Lord
Ashcroft
23
– people who are on the average wage and have a child are $48
a week better
off after the rise in GST
36
– Kiwisaver
44
– the price of goods and services has risen by 6 per cent since
the last election, while the has
actually gone up by 16 per cent
45
– no, although its a week ago and here I am being interviewed on
television about them, I havn’t seen Gerry
Brownlee’s comments regarding demolitions in Christchurch and
which caused such outrage, but I can talk all about them
46
– our SAS
soldiers were not involved
in the Kabul Hotel gunfight
47
– the use of the Vela
brother’s helicopter was
required so I could attend meetings relating to
national/international security concerns
49
– I did
not mislead the
House
50
– oh, maybe our SAS soldiers were in the Kabul
hotel gun fight but
they weren’t wounded by friendly fire
51
– New Zealand has lost $12 billion from GDP due to the
Christchurch earthquake . . . oh, it might actually be around $15
billion from GDP due
to the Christchurch earthquake .
. . Blinglish said what?
53
– 14,000 new apprentices will
start training over the next five years,
over and above the number previously forecast
59
– we will be back in surplus by 2014-15
61
– unemployment is
starting to fall
69
– GCSB re Kim Dotcom x 3 (that we know about)
72
– New Zealand is 100%
Pure
73
– I’ve been prime minister for four
years, and it’s really 24 hours a day, seven days a week,
365 days a year
74
– baseball in New Zealand is attracting
more government support
75
– the decision to buy
brand new BMWs was
made by the Department of Internal Affairs without reference either
to their minister or to me
76
– I didn’t have a clue that Ministerial
Services, which I am in charge of, was
going to buy brand new BMWs
77
– even though two
of my ministers knew all about it,
I didn’t have a clue that brand new BMWs were being bought.
78
– even though my Chief
of Staff met
with officials to discuss purchase of the the brand new BMWs, I
didn’t have a clue
80
– ummm, look, sorry
about that BMW thing ,
it was because I was so upset about the death of a New Zealand
soldier and Julia Gillard was visit too
96
– National Ltd™ will use the proceeds
of state asset sales to
invest in other public assets, like schools and hospitals
101
– there are only 4 New Zealand SAS soldiers in Bamiyan and all
working in the area oflogistics
and planning only
116
– I forgot that after I scrapped the shortlist for GCSB job I
phoned a life-long friend to
tell him to apply for the position
118
– for 30 years, or three decades, I
didn’t have any dinners or lunches or breakfasts with
Ian Fletcher
125
– cyber terrorists have attempted to gain access to information
about weapons
of mass destruction held
on New Zealand computers
129
– the only
way net new jobs can be created is
by private investors putting their money into businesses in New
Zealand
130
– an increase in the number of people looking
for work indicates
that confidence is returning to the economy
131
– the 10
percent of taxpayers in
New Zealand who are the top earners pay 76 percent of all net
personal tax
.
137
– Pike River Coal did
not put profits and
its production ahead of the safety and lives of those 29 workers.
138
– Radio Live had sought
advice from the Electoral Commission about
my show just before the election
139
– it is because of National
Ltd™’s policies that
the price of fresh fruit and vegetables has dropped.
143
– The Crown’s dividend
stream from the Meridians, the Mighty Rivers of
the world is large and there is no motivation to sell assets
144
– Gross.
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BLiP
in a word..no.
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